Return Of The Crushes

Yes, it’s been a while.  But alas, some more celebrity crushes!

Anne Hathaway

She’s very pretty, no question.  I have a female friend who looks a lot like her, and we’re just friends, so this crush is mixed with weird feelings of guilt.  But the best ones usually are.

Emma Stone

She’s got a quirky look and a quirky personality.  And she seems like the kind of girl who’d actually have opinions, which is a big turn on!

Keri Russel

She’s not in many things I watch, though she was good in Mission Impossible 3.  But every time I do see her I find her very attractive.  I think her looks are under-rated.

Mila Kunis

She’s pretty popular these days.  I will go on record as saying Black Swan was the ONE Darren Aronofsky movie I did NOT like.  But watching her make out with Natalie Portman was pretty nice.

Natalie Portman

Speaking of Natalie Portman, I go back and forth with her.  But every so often she has some scenes like this one in Closer, or her nude scene in Darjeeling Limited, not to mention the aforementioned infamous scene in Black Swan.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

And who can forget Kelly from Saved By The Bell!  One of my first celebrity crushes ever!  Used to watch this show with a few other kids and my brother after school at the babysitters.

I’ve Got My Orange Crush!

Ok, more crushes!  You’d think I’d run out, but one of the few good things about mass media, is there is no short supply of attractive ladies.

MichelleTrachtenberg

 

She’s never been in anything I’ve watched.  Buffy was not my cup of tea, except for one time with my friend’s mom when I was under the influence (there’s a story there), but none the less, I’ve always been aware of her and how attractive she is.

Katy Perry

It’s been said that God did such a good job with Zooey Deschanel he made another.

Mary Elizabeth Ellis

 

For those of you with taste, you will recognize this girl as The Waitress from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia!  Fun piece of trivia, her and Charlie are married in real life!

Sandra Bullock

What’s to say?  She was hot in Demolition Man, and she’s still hot today, at least from what I gather from all the chick flick trailers I see.

Paris Hilton

I know, I know.  She is one of the ugliest people on the planet when you consider her personality.  But this is a crush list, so no, I do not consider her personality.

More Crushes

Evangeline Lilly

The annoying damsel in distress from Lost.  None the less, she’s quite easy on the eyes!

Yvonne Strahovski

 

She plays the sexy spy, Sarah, on the sadly under-rated show Chuck (WATCH IT!).  If this show gets cancelled, not seeing her in all her outfits will be the saddest part!  She’s also the voice of Miranda from BioWare’s own Mass Effect 2!  They modeled Miranda (especially her face) off Yvonne!

Heather Graham

Looks kinda chilly out!  I don’t know if she’s ever kept her clothes on in a single movie she’s been in.  I’m ok with that though.

Olivia Munn

Took a while for me to come around on this one.  Chad always judged me for not finding her attractive, but after watching enough episodes of Attack Of The Show, I’ve finally seen the light.

Ellie Kemper

The new receptionist on The Office, Erin.  She’s so innocent and infectiously optimistic on the show, and you can tell it’s not far from her real personality.  A little known fact, she had some fame before The Office on College Humor as “Blowjob Girl”.

Twenty Four Minute Workout

I’d work out with this girl any time.  I doubt I’d last 5 minutes with her though…  Working out I mean…  What?

More Celebrity Crushes

You didn’t think I’d run out did you?

Cobie Smulders

She plays Robin on How I Met Your Mother, a great show, especially because it stars another of my crushes, Alyson Hannigan!

Alexis Bledel

I hear she’s from some show.  I remember seeing a commercial for it once.  Her Mom was hot too.

Emma Watson

Girl grew up!

Felicia Day

Every nerd on the planet has a crush on this girl.  She is the definition of girl next door.

Tricia Helfer

The other girl every nerd has a crush on.

Some Love For The Blondes

Blondes are generally not my type.  I like Brunette’s, Redheads and even un-natural dyed colours like purple.  But blonde has never really been my thing.  But there are definite exceptions:

Avril Lavigne

 
She may be the utter example of what pop culture can do to a legitimate genre (RIP punk) but I’ll be damned if she isn’t hot.  Granted she wasn’t always blonde, but I think she actually looks better blonde! 

Kristen Bell

 
Yes, please.

Hayden Panettiere

 
So not my normal type at all, but gotta mix it up once and a while!

Nicole Kidman

She’s hot and classy.  She was cute when she was younger and now she’s just plain sexy.

Gwyneth Paltrow

 
Another classy woman.  She comes across as really intelligent too, which is quite the turn-on.

Elisha Cuthbert

 
As much as I HATED her character in 24, I never minded looking at her.

Malin Akerman

Granted it was seeing her as a brunette in Watchmen that made me like her…

Once Again

Hollywood is in no short supply of girls I’ll never be with.

Elizabeth Banks

Particularly her character in 40 Year Old Vigin.  She was a SUPER-FREAK!

Jennifer Connely

I don’t think I really need to write anything here…

Kristen Stewart

Let me first say I have no respect for anything Twilight.  But I don’t need respect for what I’d do to her.  I’m a dirty old man.

Mary Louise Parker

The Mom from Weeds.  If she was a friend’s Mom, he would be my best friend.

Sarah Chalke

Back in the Scrubs days, very pretty.

For Dave

Just because Dave says I have too many celebrity crushes, this entry is dedicated to him!

Selma Blair

 

She’s just got that dark mysterious look I love in a woman.

Mia Kirshner

 

 

 

 

 

 

She is pure sex.

Marisa Tomei

I swear she’s getting hotter as she gets older.  Watch the movie The Wrestler.  Not only is it an amazing movie, but she is in it, and she's hot!

Robin Tunny

I even thought she looked good bald in Empire Records…

Megan Fox

Yes, even I am not immune to her…  charms.

Celebrity Crush AND Music!

So this entry is both a “celebrity” crush AND a music entry.  I’ve been following this little indy duet on and off for some time now and I finally decided to shell out $6 and download the EP.  Great stuff.  But the girl in this band is also a major crush.  I doubt she classifies as a celebrity, but none the less.  Here is a video of theirs so listen to the awesome tune, and look at the awesome girl.

Pomplamoose - Hail Mary

No End In Sight

Yup, I’m in no short supply of celebrity crushes!

Kari Byron

The cute girl from Myth Busters.  On one of my days back in Winnipeg I just sorta took a day off, and there just happened to be a Myth Busters marathon on, Chad ended up coming over and watching too.  To me, it was a Kari Byron marathon.

Jenna Fischer

Pam from The Office!  If Pam, the fictional character she plays, existed in real life, I’d marry her.

Tina Fey

But only when she’s NOT playing Sarah Palin!

Sarah Silverman

Not gunna lie, I don’t find her funny in the least.  But I don’t care.

Jennifer Morrison

She plays Dr. Allison Cameron on House.  She doesn’t get nearly enough airtime anymore since she’s part of the “old team”.  I miss her :(

Olivia Wilde

She plays 13 on House.  And she’s bi in the show, so my favourite episode had her making out with, count em, TWO other hot girls!

Lisa Edelstein

Lisa Cuddy, also from House.  Who’s a MILF?  You are.  You’re a MILF.

Hugh Laurie

Who am I kidding?  He’s so dreamy!